~ As I wrestle with whether I am indeed being called to preach, and as i wonder about my feelings of women preaching that shift inside me like a fault line and
hesitate like a teeter totter, I embrace this hilarious little forward that one of my extremely gifted and spirit-led
chicas sent to me...
Feel free to laugh out loud. I did. And still am.
(if you are in a more conservative circle, perhaps read it on your own time --
heh heh).
Ten Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained For Ministry
10. A man's place is in the army.
9. The pastoral duties of men who have children might distract them from
the responsibility of being a parent.
8. The physique of men indicates that they are more suited to such tasks
as chopping down trees and wrestling mountain lions. It would be "unnatural"for them to do ministerial tasks.
7. Man was created before woman, obviously as a prototype. Thus,
they represent an experiment rather than the crowning achievement of creation.
6. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. Their conduct at
football and basketball games demonstrates this.
5. Some men are handsome, and this will distract women worshipers.
4. Pastors need to nurture their congregations. But this is not a
traditional male role. Throughout history, women have been recognized as not only
more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more fervently attracted to it.
This makes them the obvious choice for ordination.
3. Men are prone to violence. No really masculine man wants to
settle disputes except by fighting about them. Thus they would be poor role
models as well as dangerously unstable in positions of leadership.
2. The New Testament tells us that Jesus was betrayed by a man. His lack
of faith and ensuing punishment remind us of the subordinated position that
all men should take.
1. Men can still be involved in church activities, even without
being ordained. They can sweep sidewalks, repair the church roof, and perhaps
even lead the song service on Father's Day. By confining themselves to
such traditional male roles, they can still be vitally important in the life
of the church.